A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill
today
Because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss
tomorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Friday.
And help to remember...
When I am having a bad day and it seems that
people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,

26 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!